March 2013
1 post
3 tags
Mar 22nd
July 2012
1 post
9 tags
SERIOUS QUESTION!!!
Why is it that if a girl can hip roll she isnt a virgin??? Virgins cant hip roll??? The fuck?
Jul 14th
3 notes
June 2012
3 posts
17 tags
“They say you never really know someone until…you know someone”
– Jordan Alexis
Jun 21st
2 notes
24 tags
GLOBAL WARMING!
I walked around the mall screamin that the only reason its so hot is because of global warming and that the world is ending. The worst part is that people actually believed me.  Lmao stupid Americans.
Jun 21st
15 tags
“I just realized I HAD friends to make up for my lack of family. Now my...”
– My life
Jun 21st
May 2012
1 post
2 tags
May 9th
6,841 notes
April 2012
1 post
Apr 1st
4,735 notes
March 2012
4 posts
Reasons why I don't just "followback"
9teenagenarc3: julianplowden: none  none none Why would I follow you back if I don’t like your blog? Shit doesn’t make sense
Mar 18th
8 notes
14 tags
“Yea so im pretty sure im addicted to my boyfriend’s back. I cant help it.”
– Jordan Alexis
Mar 16th
12 tags
“Sometimes all I wanna do is be by myself and cry. But I never have time of my...”
– Jordan Alexis
Mar 14th
14 tags
“The worst thing in the world is finding out the one you love the most...”
– Sparky
Mar 6th
4 notes
February 2012
7 posts
19 tags
“SCHWA?!?!?!?”
– Jordan Alexis
Feb 29th
16 tags
Feb 26th
10 tags
“Art NEVER comes from Happiness…”
– Unknown
Feb 24th
3 notes
11 tags
ListenIm pretty sure no one understands my love and...
Feb 24th
4 notes
13 tags
“Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday from 12:00-12:50 I sit in ENGL 102 (research...”
– Jordan Alexis
Feb 24th
1 note
14 tags
Feb 24th
3,609 notes
18 tags
College
Yes, I’m a nerd when it comes to my college career.  Dont get me wrong, i love to party and have fun but my future is far more important then petty shit that dont matter forreal.  ANYWAYS imma start my story now. Every time I get a test back from my professors i make sure to go over it and see what exactly I got wrong and correct it.  When i correct whats on the test i know the right answer...
Feb 24th
2 notes
January 2012
1 post
14 tags
“OMG Etta James died?!?!? WOW People are dying the never died before!”
– Sarcasm
Jan 20th
6 notes
December 2011
7 posts
13 tags
“I’d rather die young than live my life without you. Nobody understands...”
– Beyonce
Dec 14th
1 note
Dec 14th
40,288 notes
19 tags
“As much as i know im not ready for any children, if i turned out to be pregnant...”
– Jordan Alexis
Dec 7th
2 notes
14 tags
“Niggas is mad I get more butts than ashtrays.”
– Biggie
Dec 2nd
3 notes
11 tags
“My Email has aids”
– Girl in my BUAD160 course
Dec 1st
5 notes
11 tags
“Im not mixed, im racially well rounded.”
– Jordan Alexis
Dec 1st
23 notes
30 tags
Relationships
Nowadays it doesnt make sense to expect a committed relationship.  Ive noticed that people only want to be in relationships when it benefits them.  When your havin sex is the only time they say “I love you.” lol An example that im seeing a friend deal with is that her boyfriend lives out of state and during their breaks he goes back home and does what single guys do.  But when hes back...
Dec 1st
1 note
November 2011
77 posts
17 tags
“What if classical music had titles like “Bitches, Bitches, Bitches”...”
– Jordan Alexis’ mind at 12:52 am
Nov 26th
1 note
30 tags
“Is it 69, or is it 96? Either way, my face is touchin ya dick.”
– Jordan Alexis
Nov 26th
9 notes
30 tags
“Forgive them father for they know not what they do.”
– Lauryn Hill
Nov 25th
1 note
10 tags
“If I should fall asleep and death take me away, don’t be surprised son I...”
– Fugees (Lauryn Hill)
Nov 24th
2 notes
17 tags
“He’s making me promise to stay off of social networking sites while im...”
– My Life
Nov 21st
6 notes
13 tags
“To guy with Herpes on his lip: “that shit on yo lip got some shit on its...”
– Method Man/ Silas P. Silas from How High
Nov 18th
2 notes
24 tags
“Today’s Movie(s): Bridesmaids, 2011 AND How High, 2001 “Its a...”
– Bridesmaids, 2011 AND How High, 2001
Nov 18th
16 tags
Nov 18th
28 notes
21 tags
“I want somebody to walk up behind me and kiss me on my neck and breathe on my...”
– Erykah Badu
Nov 17th
7 notes
15 tags
Nov 17th
5 notes
20 tags
“Yes, I’m a girl but im not into shiny cars and gifts that I know you cant...”
– Jordan Alexis
Nov 17th
2 notes
11 tags
“ALL DORM ROOM INTERNET SUCKS ASS!”
– Jordan Alexis
Nov 16th
1 note
18 tags
“I dont post things to get followed. It just so happens that the people that...”
– Jordan Alexis
Nov 16th
12 tags
Nov 16th
2 notes
11 tags
“It felt like we were in a movie. You were kissin on me, and I was feelin on you....”
– Known but Unknown ;)
Nov 16th
13 tags
“Sex on the living room floor with the door locked is not as safe as I expected...”
– Known but Unknown ;)
Nov 16th
1 note
26 tags
“Its better to suffer for the cause of Christ then for the cause of Christ to...”
– Our Daily Bread
Nov 14th
3 notes
18 tags
“You’ve been with me through all my sad days and everything but unless i...”
– Jordan Alexis
Nov 14th
3 notes
13 tags
D'Angelo - Untitled (How Does It Feel) →
Ive watched this video a total of 7 times today. I miss guys like this.  Where they hidin???
Nov 13th
8 notes
30 tags
Nov 11th
126 notes
16 tags
College: Snow
This is exactly what i get for goin to college in the fuckin mountains.  I woke up this morning and looked out the window to see ATLEAST an inch of snow on the ground.  I know that doesnt sound like much but damn! Its not even winter yet and i gotta wear 3 layers and my Timbo’s.  (That means Timberland boots for all of the confused people out there)  I trekked through snow in November to...
Nov 11th
19 notes
12 tags
“Im too dope for this shit you call ‘College.’ Its overrated.”
– Alexis Jordan
Nov 11th
207 notes
15 tags
Listen“They say easy friend. There he go talkin...
Nov 11th
2 notes
10 tags
College: Shopping List
Cheez Its Cheerios (Honey Nut) Raman Noodles Cinnamin Raisin Bagels Cream Cheese Trail Mix M&M’s 2% Milk
Nov 10th
46 notes