Why is it that if a girl can hip roll she isnt a virgin??? Virgins cant hip roll??? The fuck?
They say you never really know someone until…you know someone– Jordan Alexis
I walked around the mall screamin that the only reason its so hot is because of global warming and that the world is ending. The worst part is that people actually believed me. Lmao stupid Americans.
I just realized I HAD friends to make up for my lack of family. Now my...– My life
Reasons why I don't just "followback"
9teenagenarc3: julianplowden: none none none Why would I follow you back if I don’t like your blog? Shit doesn’t make sense
Yea so im pretty sure im addicted to my boyfriend’s back. I cant help it.– Jordan Alexis
Sometimes all I wanna do is be by myself and cry. But I never have time of my...– Jordan Alexis
The worst thing in the world is finding out the one you love the most...– Sparky
SCHWA?!?!?!?– Jordan Alexis
Art NEVER comes from Happiness…– Unknown
Im pretty sure no one understands my love and...
Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday from 12:00-12:50 I sit in ENGL 102 (research...– Jordan Alexis
Yes, I’m a nerd when it comes to my college career. Dont get me wrong, i love to party and have fun but my future is far more important then petty shit that dont matter forreal. ANYWAYS imma start my story now. Every time I get a test back from my professors i make sure to go over it and see what exactly I got wrong and correct it. When i correct whats on the test i know the right answer...
OMG Etta James died?!?!? WOW People are dying the never died before!– Sarcasm
I’d rather die young than live my life without you. Nobody understands...– Beyonce
As much as i know im not ready for any children, if i turned out to be pregnant...– Jordan Alexis
Niggas is mad I get more butts than ashtrays.– Biggie
My Email has aids– Girl in my BUAD160 course
Im not mixed, im racially well rounded.– Jordan Alexis
Nowadays it doesnt make sense to expect a committed relationship. Ive noticed that people only want to be in relationships when it benefits them. When your havin sex is the only time they say “I love you.” lol An example that im seeing a friend deal with is that her boyfriend lives out of state and during their breaks he goes back home and does what single guys do. But when hes back...
What if classical music had titles like “Bitches, Bitches, Bitches”...– Jordan Alexis’ mind at 12:52 am
Is it 69, or is it 96? Either way, my face is touchin ya dick.– Jordan Alexis
Forgive them father for they know not what they do.– Lauryn Hill
If I should fall asleep and death take me away, don’t be surprised son I...– Fugees (Lauryn Hill)
He’s making me promise to stay off of social networking sites while im...– My Life
To guy with Herpes on his lip: “that shit on yo lip got some shit on its...– Method Man/ Silas P. Silas from How High
Today’s Movie(s): Bridesmaids, 2011 AND How High, 2001 “Its a...– Bridesmaids, 2011 AND How High, 2001
I want somebody to walk up behind me and kiss me on my neck and breathe on my...– Erykah Badu
Yes, I’m a girl but im not into shiny cars and gifts that I know you cant...– Jordan Alexis
ALL DORM ROOM INTERNET SUCKS ASS!– Jordan Alexis
I dont post things to get followed. It just so happens that the people that...– Jordan Alexis
It felt like we were in a movie. You were kissin on me, and I was feelin on you....– Known but Unknown ;)
Sex on the living room floor with the door locked is not as safe as I expected...– Known but Unknown ;)
Its better to suffer for the cause of Christ then for the cause of Christ to...– Our Daily Bread
You’ve been with me through all my sad days and everything but unless i...– Jordan Alexis
D'Angelo - Untitled (How Does It Feel) →
Ive watched this video a total of 7 times today. I miss guys like this. Where they hidin???
This is exactly what i get for goin to college in the fuckin mountains. I woke up this morning and looked out the window to see ATLEAST an inch of snow on the ground. I know that doesnt sound like much but damn! Its not even winter yet and i gotta wear 3 layers and my Timbo’s. (That means Timberland boots for all of the confused people out there) I trekked through snow in November to...
Im too dope for this shit you call ‘College.’ Its overrated.– Alexis Jordan
“They say easy friend. There he go talkin...
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